Jon Moxley Respectfully and Professionally Emails Renee Paquette to Ask if She Wants to Bang
You’ve been there. It’s the end of the day and you’re tired and you’re hungry and you’re bored and all you want to do is go home. You’re almost there, just twenty more minutes. But then, you get an email from your boss.
“Can you stay a little bit longer to ensure the files sync up to the correct corresponding folder?” he or she asks (or something, we’ve never had an office job).
You roll your eyes, mutter a few swear words under your breath, take a deep breath and reply with “Of course! And thank you for thinking of me :).”
And then you spend the next half hour trying to figure out how to burn the whole place down.
In Corporate America, that’s called a Monday. And it’s exactly why so many men and women avoid the typical workforce and become professional wrestlers. Because, as professional wrestlers, the only emails they get are requests for bookings and requests for bangings.
At least, that seems to be the case with Renee Paquette and her husband, Jon Moxley.
That’s according to a post that Paquette shared on her Instagram story, which showcases the aforementioned Moxley, fresh of a Texas Death Match with ‘Hangman’ Adam Page, Emailing her to ask if she would like to bang.
He was so polite about it, too.
It looks as though, judging by the previous story, the happily married couple spent the afternoon at the Zoo with their baby girl and what goes best with zebras and giraffes, you ask?
Sex, of course! (And also, why would you ask that, that’s a super weird question and now everybody is uncomfortable).
Moxley had an absolute banger at AEW Revolution and now, after an exciting day at the zoo, he wants to end the day with a different type of banger (Banger? He barely knew ‘er…Just kidding she’s his wife).
Paquette did not share what her answer was, instead choosing to keep the world guessing between three options: ‘Yes I would,’ ‘Who are you?’ and ‘No, sorry.’
What answer did she pick? The world may never know.
But at least Mox was professional enough to send an email. Anybody could send a text or slide into a DM. It takes real commitment and, dare we say, courage, to send an email. For that reason, and many more, we salute Jon Moxley and hope that he got what he asked for.
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