Nyla Rose “May Have Committed to the Bit A Little Too Much,” Became Chicken Nugget
Look, we all do things we’re not proud of in order to get ahead sometimes. Some people marry the boss’s daughter. Some people plant illicit drugs in the locker of a competing co-worker and then *suggest* to HR that there might be something in there they’d wanna look at (No? Just us?). And some people…actually just one person…turn themselves into a Chicken Nugget, in order to receive MORE Chicken Nuggets.
Such was the case recently with AEW wrestler Nyla Rose. Rose, who is one of the best Twitter follows you could possibly make, is never afraid to make herself look silly in order to be funny. Or in order to get free nuggies.
Wendy’s, the fast food restaurant with a similarly hilarious Twitter presence, recently challenged nugg-enthusiasts, writing that “Whoever becomes a nugget tonight gets FREE saucy nuggets for a year.”
Say less, said Nyla.
Homegirl didn’t even hesitate. And while we’re not sure exactly HOW she transformed herself into a delicious, lightly fried, fast food treat, that’s exactly what she did do. And she had a message for that bitch Wendy.
After making a series of the worst “smacking” noises you’ve ever heard in your life, Nyla began her plea to the red-headed harbinger of nuggets.
“Hey, Wendy?” Nyla began. “You and I need to have a little chit chat. See, you said, whoever became a nugget [is] gonna get some free nuggets in that garlic parmesan [sauce]. And, on top of that, all them other sauces are very very good. But them garlic parmesan [nuggets] was hittin’!”
It’s hard to argue with her. Wendy’s has always been the queen of chicken nuggets; first with their regular version and THEN with the spicy alternative. McDonald’s may have the most well-known nuggies, but Wendy’s has the best.
At least, that’s what Nyla thinks, which is why she was willing to transform herself into the poppable poultry bites that she did. She did have a brief flash of self awareness, however.
“So uhmmm, I may have committed to the bit a little too much,” she confessed. “But I came through on my end of the bargain. I’m a nugget by the end of the night. So uh… Ima need you to hook a girl up pleeeease.”
Seriously, Wendy. Give Nyla her nuggets. She earned them. Sidenote: If Nyla were to remain a nugget, but then chose to eat the hypothetical nuggets that Wendy should give her….would that be considered cannibalism? Enquiring minds want to know.
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