Kane Has Big Red Breakdown on Twitter After WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump Shits the Bed at the Presidential Debate

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There was a time when many WWE superstars considered Glenn Jacobs (formerly known as ‘Kane’) to be one of the most intelligent professional wrestlers in the world. Bryan Danielson has called him the smartest wrestler he’s ever known.

And while there’s not much to go off of when it comes to Jacobs’ intelligence, there’s a lot to go off of when it comes to his political beliefs and choice of presidential candidates.

Judging by that tweet alone, it’s fairly obvious who Kane will be voting for (except…did he ever register? Did Paul Bearer let him out of the basement long enough for him to visit vote.gov [which you should do too if you haven’t already]?).

But if you had any doubts as to whom Kane is voting for this election season, his utter meltdown on Twitter/X during Tuesday night’s debate between former president Donald Trump and current Vice President Kamala Harris should remove all traces of them. Indeed, the man that The Rock once called a “Big, Red R*****” is hitching his wagon to WWE Hall of Famer/convicted felon/proven rapist, Donald Trump.

That was his first tweet, sent roughly around the time that the debate began. Okay, little bit weird, lotta bit delulu, but nothing too out of the ordinary for the half-brother of The Undertaker (whose voting choice is also fairly predictable if you’re paying attention/i.e. reading the words on all of Taker’s t-shirts).

After that original tweet, Kane would go on to post 10 more tweets in about an hours’ time. And, really, that in and of itself wouldn’t be all that shocking. We all go on tweet-bursts. It’s just, Kane’s tweets during the debate became more and more unhinged as it became clear that Trump was getting his portly ass handed to him by Kamala Harris.

“Our next president, Donald Trump,” reads Kane’s second tweet. Whether that actually happens remains to be seen, but Kane making such a declarative sentence and tagging the former president/current felon kind of reeked of desperation. It’s as if behind those burning eyes, Kane is pleading with Trump, “Look at me! Look at me!”

The next tweet is even weirder.

Well, if anybody would know about failing at a job, it’d be the guy who hasn’t been relevant since 2002. Plus, if you want to get into the facts of the matter, it was his BFF’s tarrifs on goods from China that caused the inflation. Worth it though, just to hear Trump say ‘China’ in that weirdly off-putting way of his.

After his second erroneous tweet, Kane then just started to emulate his (edge)lord and savior by seemingly shouting weird, nonsensical “insults” to the clouds.

Kay, moving on.

Okay so. Couple things. One, we watched the debate. Not only did Trump not offer any sort of policy plans during his turns to speak, he actually said — this is a real thing — “I have concepts of a plan.” Concepts of a plan! What does that even mean? Is he saying that he understands the concept of a plan? Like, he knows what a plan is? Like he understands that, in the universe, plans exist? Be believes plans can be formed???

And that’s just when he wasn’t avoiding the question altogether to talk about immigrants eating peoples’ pets.

So! Swing and a miss by the Big Red Machine. Next, Kane joined the chorus of other ignorant MAGA sycophants by saying that if Kamala wanted to actually do the good things she was promising, she would have already done them! Because she’s been the Vice President.

The problem for Kane, and for JD Vance, apparently, is that Trump himself has said that a vice president “historically does not have any impact.” Granted, he was talking about elections but his point, in context, was clear: it’s only the president who matters.

Also, that’s not really how the presidency, or vice presidency, works. But whatever.

Following that, the former WWE Champion opted to just go full-on QAnon conspiracy theorist:

So anyway. After Kane accused Kamala and the government of Weekend at Bernies-ing President Biden (he also spelled ‘Cognizant’ wrong, which isn’t a huge deal but, like, fuck him), he joined the rest of the Fox News talking head troglodytes in alleging that the moderators of the debate, David Muir and Linsey Davis, were “ganging up on” Trump. Which is funny because literally all they did was fact-check the man. Granted, that’s not something that Trump, nor his nit-wit fan base are used to, but you can watch the debate yourself. All they did was correct Trump when he lied, which he did. A lot.

So, Kane had a couple whiney tweets about that, but then closed strong.

“The choice is simple,” Kane wrote. “Sanity vs insanity, policy vs pandering, strength vs weakness.”

And honestly, we got excited a little bit. Did Kane finally see the debate that the rest of us were watching? Had he seen the light? Could we actually watch the 2001 Royal Rumble without feeling guilty? Sadly, no. He was talking about Trump. And that was the craziest thing Kane had tweeted the entire night.

The surefire future WWE Hall of Famer had one last message for his adoring audience of both wrestling fans and non-wrestling fans alike. He had one final declaration, calling on the creatures of the night to rise like the flames of the hottest fires.

“Re-Tweet, if you are ready to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN,” he wrote.

As of this writing, 900 people Re-Tweeted it. So. That oughta be enough to win the popular vote this November.

Wow, what a trip this has been. A true journey into darkness (IYKYK).

Kane, The Big Red Monster, the former World Champion, the half-brother of the legendary Undertaker, spent his Tuesday evening live-tweeting like a 7 ft. tall Catturd. And, in doing so, he proved once and for all that the Devil’s Favorite Demon is also Donald’s favorite douchebag.

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