CM Punk Recalls Pitching Dark Match Segment Where Steve Austin Gave Punk, The Miz And R-Truth Stunners

CM Punk got to share a moment with one of his childhood favorites on multiple occasions.

During a sitdown interview with O’Shea Jackson Jr. and TJ Jefferson on No-Contest Wrestling, CM Punk talked about his time in the WWE during the year 2010 when he was doing dark match segments against the likes of Jeff Hardy, John Cena, The Undertaker, and Rey Mysterio. However, one night he got to switch things up and involve the Texas Rattlesnake in the ring to give him, R-Truth, and the Miz Stunners to send everyone home happy.

Doing dark match stuff with Austin. He would always be around. It was one of those things where he was retired and out of the ring. They would bring him in every once and again, maybe he had a TV show to promote or they wanted to pop the town. Wrestling has always had a difficult time figuring out what to do with people that are no longer in the ring, but are still extremely valuable. There are only so many coaching positions and not everybody is a good coach. You got a guy like Steve Austin, we were in San Diego and he’s backstage twiddling his thumbs. I think they were doing a season of Tough Enough. 2009ish. He’s sitting there, nobody is talking to him, he’s sitting by himself. I walk up to him and go, ‘What are you doing?’ ‘What do you mean?’ ‘Are you done for the night?’ ‘Yeah, I did my segment.’ ‘I have to do a dark match.’ The dark matches at that point were the worst. It was normally me vs. John (Cena), Rey (Mysterio), Undertaker, or Jeff (Hardy). I was always the heel doing stuff. We were in San Diego, so I assume it was Rey.

“I’m looking at arguably the biggest star in the industry. I go, ‘You want to come out and send these people home happy?’ ‘Goddamn kid, what do you have in mind?’ ‘I’m supposed to do a dark match. I really don’t want to take a bunch of bumps. Nothing is going to make these people happier than me going out there, beating up Rey, inviting a bunch of other heels out, and then glass breaks. You want to give us all a bunch of Stunners?’ It’s the first time I saw that twinkle in Steve’s eye. ‘Goddamn kid, can we do that?’ You’re Steve Austin, you can do whatever the fuck you want. Now, I have to get the boys. I got Miz and Truth, ‘You guys want to take some Stunners?’ Everyone is like, ‘Yes, let’s go.’ We’re all nerds and geeks taking Stunners from Austin. He does a beer bath and those people went home happy. They are going to come back next time, ‘I had such a good time, I’m going to buy tickets now.’”

Punk said earlier this year that he would love to do back-to-back nights at WrestleMania so he could take on Austin and The Rock on the grandest stage of them all.

H/t to Fightful for the transcription.

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