Bronson Reed Calls Out ‘Bitch Ass Kringle’ for Putting Him on the Naughty List

Bronson Reed has been a very, very naughty boy.

At least, that’s according to a certain mister K. Kringle, who is the one who decides those kinds of things this time of year.

On Twitter (Or X, or whatever), the ‘Santa Decides’ account routinely chooses whether certain names and individuals are on the “good list” or the “naughty list.”

And after the year Reed has had, of course he’s on the naughty list.

Reed has been embroiled in a feud with ‘The Visionary,” Seth Rollins. He’s attacked multiple people, including the beloved R-Truth, and Tsunami Splashed them into oblivion. He’s even joined forces with The New Bloodline in order to take out The OG Bloodline and, presumably, Seth Rollins, once and for all.

And since Santa Claus knows when you are sleeping, and he knows when you’re awake, and he knows if you’ve been bad or good, for f*ck sake, man. Be good. That’s a lesson that is too late to learn for Bronson Reed, as Santa has officially decided that Bronson Reed is on the naughty list.

Of course, the Big Man himself did not respond kindly to to Santa’s clause.

And responses like that, boys and girls, are why he’s on the naughty list this year, and probably will be for years to come. But Santa is the one who better watch out, because if he doesn’t, he’s for sure gonna cry. Because when you piss off Big Bronson Reed, he’s gonna take to the sky. And then he’s going to land on you. And you’re going to die.

Let’s hope that Santa really does skip Bronson Reed’s house this year. Because the Big Man might not let him out alive.

Anyway. Happy Holidays from all of us at Bodyslam.net!

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