They say you should never meet your heroes, and maybe that’s true. Maybe it isn’t. But if Glenn Jacobs, AKA Kane was your favorite wrestler and you’re anything other than a conservative Republican, it’s best to avoid meeting, or even following the man, lest the memories of him burning Jim Ross alive are tarnished by his current political views, or the company with whom he keeps.
Such was the case recently when the former WWE Champion posted a photo to his Instagram of himself and Colorado Congresswoman Lauren Boebert.
Boebert is a follower of former president and reality tv star (and WWE Hall of Famer) Donald Trump, and she has adopted some of his more controversial ideals and beliefs, in an attempt to keep her seat in congress.
And while some of the rumors about her have been proven to not be true (no, she didn’t kill her neighbors dog, nor was she an escort), there’s more than enough material from her own mouth (or, in many cases, fingers) that shows that Kane was actually at his least evil when he was trying to murder his brother.
Boebert is admittedly pro-life, anti-trans, anti-gay, and anti-separation-of-church-and-state. She’s been called ‘Brunette Marjorie Taylor Greene,’ and makes no bones about the fact that she worships Donald Trump. She continually spreads radical right-wing ideology, as well as unverified Q-Anon conspiracy theories. She also believes that gay people shouldn’t be able to call themselves gay until they turn 21 years old.
In April of this year, Boebert tweeted that “we” should require gay people to remain ‘undeclared’ regarding their sexual orientation, until they turn 21.
“We require people to be 21 to purchase alcohol beverages, and 21 to purchase tobacco products. Why is it so unreasonable to require people to reach a certain level of maturity before making life-altering decisions about their sexuality and identity?” Boebert posted.
In June, Boebert stated that ‘The Left is grooming our kids,’ after news spread that a North Carolina teacher resigned after using LGBTQ-inclusive flash cards to teach a lesson to elementary school students.
“We went from Reading Rainbow to Randy Rainbow in a few decades, but don’t dare say the Left is grooming our kids!” Boebert wrote.
Speaking of grooming, Boebert’s husband exposed himself to a 17-year-old.
Boebert also stated that women are the ‘lesser vessel,’ as compared to men.
“We are created equal, we’re not the same,” she stated. “Women are the lesser vessel and we need masculinity in our lives to balance that, that so-called weakness. Just us being more frail and needing that strength in our lives.”
Boebert is also decidedly pro-life, which is certainly her prerogative, but she takes steps to ensure that other women in the country don’t get to choose what they do with their own bodies.
In July of 2022, Boebert introduced the ‘Protecting Life on Federal Lands Act,’ which, according to a press release from her office, exists to “halt the radical left’s proposals to build abortion clinics on federal land and preempt state law.”
In the release, she called out other women, such as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (whom she simply refers to as ‘AOC’ throughout the document; probably because she can’t spell the full name) and Elizabeth Warren.
“The radical left believes in abortion at all costs,” Boebert stated. “AOC, Senator Warren, and the rest of the Genocide Squad will not rest until every baby in America is at risk. Democrats want Americans to visit the Great Smoky Mountains National Park, see the wonders of God’s creation, and then after a day of hiking stop by an abortion mill and kill their baby. It is beyond disgusting and absurd that these Leftists want to build abortion facilities on America’s public lands in states where abortion is now restricted. America’s unborn sons and daughters, who are our future, should be protected. My bill ensures extremists won’t be able to use federal lands and military bases to circumvent the SCOTUS decision and state laws to perform abortions on federal lands.”
Needless to say, Boebert does not believe there should be a separation of church and state.
Most recently, Boebert was invited to a dinner party, hosted by the Knox county Republican party in Tennessee. This is when things get really fun. As you may know, the former ‘Big Red Machine’ is the mayor of Knox county.
This was his dinner party.
At the party, Glenn Jacobs asked Boebert to give a speech, and boy did she.
“In all seriousness, there is a calling on each and every one of you to be involved and to rise up,” Boebert stated. “It is an honor to serve in this time. I believe that many of us in this room believe that we are in the last of the last days and that’s not a time to complain, that’s not a time to grumble, to be dismayed, to be disheartened, but a time to rejoice. You get to be a part of ushering in the second coming of Jesus.”
After that, she took a photo with ‘The Devil’s Favorite Demon,” Glenn Jacobs.
Jacobs, himself, is no stranger to nonsensical, anti-basic-human-right comments.
In February of this year, while Ukraine was in the midst of a tragic war with Russia, Jacobs took to Twitter to offer his opinion that nobody asked for.
In response, AEW star Adam Page added a comment with a link for people to donate to the Ukraine Crisis Relief Fund, as well as a link to a video that showed how many chair shots Kane took to the head.
And maybe it was all those ruthless chair shots that turned the former Big Red Machine into the ‘Small-Penised Sycophant’ that he is today. Kane used to be larger than life. Now, he’s as small-minded as they come. And it’s terribly disappointing.
To be honest, we’re glad his parents died in a fire.*
***To be clear, that didn’t actually happen. It was a storyline. We’re not mean people.
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