Stop us if you’ve heard this one: Tony Hawk, The Undertaker, Kevin Hart and Ludacris walk into a bar…
Actually, that’s not a joke. It’s something that actually happened recently and Tony Hawk has the pictures to prove it.
Hawk (who is recovering from a broken femur, thus requiring the use of a cane) recently posted a couple pictures to his Instagram account which showcase the legendary skateboarder hanging out with other legends in their own right. One of those legends was, in fact, The Dead Man himself, The Undertaker.
Clad in his trademark leather, trench coat, and wide brim hat, The Undertaker posed for a photo with Hawk shortly before (or maybe after) he posed with comedian Kevin Hart and rapper/actor/friend of Vin Diesel Ludacris.
It looked like a party and it’s certainly one we wish we could have been a fly on the wall inside of.
Of course, The Undertaker himself is no stranger to fame. He’s been in the limelight for decades, which is probably why he didn’t seem overly enthused by his proximity to the skateboarding legend. But if it was us, well, we would have shit our pants.
But that is not something The Undertaker does and, evidently, if you create an entire Twitter profile dedicated to claiming the contrary, your account will be suspended.
At least, that’s what happened to Twitter user @madandpissedoff was suspended from the social media app after, presumably, constantly tweeting as an Undertaker spoof account. The spoof being, The Undertaker shits his pants and blames it on an entity known as ‘Mr. Brown.’
We don’t know why he chose this type of spoof, either. But it seemed to be a bit amongst the masses of Twitter.
Which is why it was surprising when the account was suspended.
According to David Bixenspan with Wrestling Inc. and Between the Sheets, the San Francisco branch of the FBI (allegedly) suspended the account. The suspended account appeared alongside a number of other accounts that appeared to be mostly satirical.
Matt Taibbi created a thread that explained the relationship between Twitter and the FBI and that’s the real story in all of this. It’s definitely worth a read if you’re curious about the FBI’s role in the Elon Musk-led Twitter.
But one thing is to be certain. The Undertaker does not shit his pants. He doesn’t do it when he’s excited, he doesn’t do it when he’s sad. And he certainly doesn’t do it when meeting legendary pro skateboarder Tony Hawk. Or Kevin Hart. Or Ludacris.
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