The Undertaker & Kane (Obviously) Endorse Proven Rapist/Racist/Felon/Fraud/WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump for President
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You had to know it was coming. Yesterday, we reported that The Undertaker was hosting Donald Trump on his Six Feet Under podcast. At first, we gave the Deadman the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he just wanted a really good podcast guest! Maybe the following week, he’d have Kamala Harris on. But then, we came back to reality, courtesy of a TikTok from Donald Trump, himself.
Sigh. Honestly, it’s on us for trying to give ‘Taker the benefit of the doubt. We’ve seen his t-shirts. It was naive on our part. The Undertaker is like the seven foot version of your racist uncle at Thanksgiving. Except you can’t argue with him because he’ll Tombstone you into the mashed potatoes. Especially if his overly-eager, sycophantic, suit-is-too-big for him little brother is cheering him on.
So, yes. The Undertaker has given voters a choice — You either ride on a three-seated motorcycle with him, Donald Trump, and Mayor Glenn Jacobs while listening to Kid Rock and/or Creedence Clearwater Revival (JD Vance is, presumably, sitting in one of those motorcycle sidecars with goggles and a helmet on), or you ride with Batista, Kamala Harris, and Tim Walz. And they’ll let you choose the music. Or podcast.
Trump, who has been charged and is about to face sentencing for 34 different felony counts, and who, in a court of law, has been proven to be a legitimate rapist (much like The Undertaker’s other best friend, Vince McMahon) is in the WWE Hall of Fame and also had a featured role in a match at WrestleMania 23; the same WrestleMania in which The Undertaker took on Batista for the World Heavyweight Championship.
‘Taker mentioned Batista because, yesterday, the former WWE Champion made his intentions on whom he’s voting for known as well. He appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live to endorse Kamala Harris and to verbally Batista Bomb former president Donald Trump.
Batista, who has always been more…outspoken…than many of his pro wrestler peers, recently took the former star of The Apprentice to task on a number of different political, social, and cultural plans and policies. He raised thoughtful points, asked prudent questions, and challenged the former president in an encouraging, respectful, and heartfelt kind of way.
Actually, he just called Trump a “whiny little bitch.”
He cut one helluva promo on the WWE Hall of Famer and the reaction has been…outstanding.
“Fellas, we gotta talk. A lot of men seem to think that Donald Trump is some kind of tough guy. He’s not. I mean, look at him, he wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby. The guy is afraid of birds. Donald Trump had his daddy pay a doctor to say his little feet hurt so he could dodge the draft. Look at that gut. It’s like a garbage bag full of buttermilk.”
Dave Bautista
A garbage bag. Full of buttermilk. He also commented on Trump’s “jugs,” which is funny for a multitude of reasons. Mostly because, who even calls them jugs anymore??
Dave Bautista does, that’s who!
To be fair to The Undertaker (and kane, LOL), he actually came out of this little verbal tête-à-tête looking a lot less…aggressive…than his WrestleMania 23 opponent. It could be because The Undertaker has always been a (dead)man of few words. Or, it could be that there’s really not a whole lot he can say about Kamala Harris, because she’s an actual decent human being and Trump, in Batista’s words, “looks like he’s jacking off a pair of giraffes.”
It should also be noted that Batista announced his endorsement of Kamala Harris on Jimmy Kimmel Live, a network television show broadcast to millions of people. The Undertaker (and kane,😂) announced his endorsement of Trump on Trump’s own TikTok. The disparity between the two mediums is staggering.
Of course, that’s just emblematic of their post-wrestling careers in general. Dave Bautista is a highly-sought-after Hollywood actor, who has given incredible performances across a variety of genres. The Undertaker…has a podcast. But, he did appear in the main event of last year’s WrestleMania in a very exciting, popular, well-received role. Even though literally everybody wished it would have been Stone Cold Steve Austin.
As for Kane’s post-WWE career? Well…
In the end, everybody in this great country has the right to vote for whom they want. That’s the beauty of Democracy (which Trump is allegedly trying to end). You can be like Dave Bautista, Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Stephen King, Mike Flanagan, Robert Downey Jr., Billie Eillish, Mark Hamill, Robert De Niro, and countless others by voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. Or, you can be like Elon Musk, Hulk Hogan, Ted Nugent, Dennis Quaid, Jon Voight and these people…
The choice is yours. The vote is yours. And you can cast yours right now, at Vote.gov.
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