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Nick Perkins

Nick Perkins is a writer for various publications and websites. By day, he works as a news journalist for Townsquare Media and as a copywriter for The BARK Firm, an advertising firm in Wyoming. By night, he writes about Graps for Bodyslam.net, SEScoops, and more. A lifelong wrestling fan, Nick once wanted to be a professional wrestler until he realized he had the body of a Squishmellow and little-to-no athletic ability. So he writes about it instead.

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SH!T: CM Punk Once Again Has Muffins

Nick Perkins Aug 5, 2023

So this is one of those good news/bad news situations. The good news is, CM Punk is scheduled to defend his self-professed 'Real World Championship' against Ricky Starks tonight on AEW Collision. The bad news is...he's bringing the…

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Tony Khan Gave Kojima “A Happy Time” (Not Like That, Don’t Be Weird)

Nick Perkins Jun 26, 2023

For quite some time, Satoshi Kojima has been the belle of the Twitter ball, due to his generally sweet demeanor and his love for bread. But he's been on a tear today, just 24 hours after his hard-hitting, intense battle with CM Punk.…

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Kojima Drops Elbow on CM’s Junk, But Not On Purpose

Nick Perkins Jun 26, 2023

On Sunday night, Satoshi Kojima and CM Punk had a barnburner of a match at Forbidden Door, with the Second City Saint coming out on top. But he did not escape without a few battle wounds including, conceivably, a bruised pener. That…

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Matt Cardona Had Sex With a WWF Diva Last Night; Has F’ing Made It

Nick Perkins Jun 24, 2023

Matt Cardona is living the dream. At least, that's how it seems from the outside looking in. He's a multiple time champion, he won the Intercontinental Championship at a WrestleMania, he's THE Indy Darling, and he gets to go home every…

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Photo Surfaces of Evil, Vindictive, Remorseless Demon Monster…and Kane

Nick Perkins Jun 6, 2023

It was bound to happen. After years of being the devil's favorite demon, Glenn Jacobs (AKA Kane) has opted for a career switch. Now, he is the Republicans' Favorite Sycophant and he's causing just as much destruction as he did while…

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Effy On Lacey Evans: She’s a Homophobic Antivax Republican And Is “Gross and Always Has…

Nick Perkins Jun 4, 2023

Lacey Evans recently debuted a new gimmick, after the failure of all of her previous ones. This gimmick once again channels her military roots (and we thank her for her service) but it also channels Sgt. Slaughter, WWE's other…

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Joey Janela, a Florida Man and a Proud American, Sings for Hulk Hogan (and for Tucker Carlson)

Nick Perkins Apr 25, 2023

Joey Janela is not just a wrestler. He's a performance artist. The dude lives his gimmick more than Brian Pillman in '97. He proved this a couple years ago when he infiltrated a Seminole County School Board Meeting to troll former…

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Eric Bischoff on CM Punk: What a Bitch

Nick Perkins Apr 25, 2023

Sometimes these headlines write themselves. Literally.* Anybody who listens to Eric Bischoff on his 83 Weeks podcast with Conrad Thompson and his Strictly Business podcast with Jon Alba knows that the former President of WCW has no…

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Chavo Guerrero: I Fully Support Sherilyn [in] Coming Forward

Nick Perkins Apr 4, 2023

Trigger warning: The following story deals with instances of sexual assault. Reader discretion is advised. Earlier today, Bodyslam.net first reported that Sherilyn Guerrero, the daughter of Eddie and Vickie Guerrero, alleged that…

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Nobody is Protecting Me: Daughter of Vickie Guerrero Claims She was Sexually Assaulted by…

Nick Perkins Apr 4, 2023

Trigger warning: The following story deals with instances of sexual assault. Reader discretion is advised. Sherilyn Guerrero, the daughter of Eddie and Vickie Guerrero, has recently come out to state that Vickie's new husband, Kris…

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